i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
mythology is literally the most interesting shit ever if you dont agree get outta my face
dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much
nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street
i remember this one time i was watching a novela and a lady tripped over a step that was like 1.5 inches, fell, and died.
she fucking died.
I just loved how she pounced on the other lady. Like she shook her.
and shook her by her damn hair.