narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

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500daysofsassy:

mythology is literally the most interesting shit ever if you dont agree get outta my face

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getoffmybloghoe:

dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by 

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fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

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I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much

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nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street

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deux-zero-deux:

honeymanifesto:

deux-zero-deux:

i remember this one time i was watching a novela and a lady tripped over a step that was like 1.5 inches, fell, and died.

she fucking died.

I just loved how she pounced on the other lady. Like she shook her. 

and shook her by her damn hair.

like…why?!

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